aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

• i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
• and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
• AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
• WELL FUCK YOU 
• MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
• HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

AU Paradise, Yo {chimericalorphic}

chimericalorphic:

“If you’re sure, alright~” Adding another coin for himself, soon a cherry soda popped out of the vending machine. Managing with his awesome ninja skills to hold all the three drinks into his arms and also opening his cane, he hummed in content.

“I’m pretty sure at this moment I’m not, dear. Aw, I’m hurrtt. I just spoke like three sentences to not make it boring for you, meanie.” Another sip being taken from his favorite little guilty pleasure, his gaze turned to the shorter one. Oho~ he’s bringing out some laughs, eh? Somehow actually but still.

“You shouldn’t hold up those laughs, ya know? It’s not fair for the world to not hear ‘em~”

She watched him as he managed to hold the pops and open one.  Cherry soda?  Cherry wasn’t particularly her favorite flavoring in the world.  But she couldn’t help compare the tiny red fruit…to the color of her teachers eyes and hair.

“It didn’t spare my mind.  It actually numbed it because of how boring it was, you know.  Even the smallest explanations can bore someone to death.”  She was simply joking, but there was truth in those words that were spoken.  Not that it really bored her, per say, but that short lectures can also bore people.

A brief look of surprise at his words, she blinked, which in turn completely wiped the confused gleam in her teal orbs away.  ”Yet there really isn’t a reason for the world to be able to hear it, Sensei.”  Now what could be meant of the teenagers words?  Not even she really knew.

(Source: frannie-ofthemist)

•TAKE A PICTURE OF
1.What you're drinking.
2.Your mobile phone.
3.Television remote.
4.Your hands.
5.Your lips.
6.Your favorite possession.
7.Your favorite stuffed animal/toy.
8.Your face right now.
9.The shirt you're wearing.
10.What you're eating.
11.Your room.
12.Your T.V.
13.Something random.
14.Your ceiling.
15.Your eye.
16.Your computer.
17.Your favorite piece of jewelry.
18.Your favorite item of clothing.
19.Your favorite shoes.
20.Something important to you.
21.Something shiney.
22.Some red.
23.Something orange.
24.Something yellow.
25.Something green.
26.Something blue.
27.Something purple.
28.Something pink.
29.Something black.
30.Something rainbow.
31.Something that makes you smile.
32.Something that brings back a good memory.
33.Something that brings back a bad memory.
34.Something you've had since you were a child.
35.Something old.
36.Something new.
37.Something you think is cute.
38.Something funny.
39.Something cool.
40.Something weird that you own.

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primadonnas:

SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”

(Source: stylestagram)

2012: The Apocalypse

doctor-castiel-holmes:

doctor-castiel-holmes:

I made a collection of a few of the apocalypse posts…

I found some more…

kingsleyyy:

peaceloveandbrittana:

skateon-and-keepcalm:

dancegabiedance:

superwholockgarfield:

lukespenisnose:

stylinstopit:

chamberofstylinson:

rumour:

I HATE PEOPLE WHO CLAP WHEN THE PLANE LANDS

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CLAP WHEN THE MOVIE ENDS

I HATE PEOPLE

WHY ARE WE SCREAMING

BECUASE WE HATE FUCKING PEOPLE

BUT FUCKING PEOPLE IS FUN

WELL I WOULDN’T KNOW THAT BECAUSE I HAVEN’T FUCKED ANYONE

this is like a really intense poem

these bitches are haiku ku 

The Best Story Book EVER

thatfunnyblog:

adras:

Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: theskyoutsidethecity)